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Worst 5 Colleges To Have a Booty Call

September 2, 2009

Worst 5 Colleges To Have a Booty Call

Worst 5 Colleges To Have a Booty Call

OnlineBootyCall Reveals The Most Abstinent Colleges

As college students across the US head back to campus, many wonder about their school's national ranking and reputation. This fall term is no different. To ease the minds of all of those students, OnlineBootyCall.com has compiled a list of the worst colleges to hook up plus a bonus ranking of all the Top Booty Call Universities. How did your school measure up?

Worst 5 Colleges to Have a Booty Call

5. MIT - Massachusetts Institute of Technology

MIT is famous for its engineering and math programs, as well as their many brilliant pranks. We applaud their deft use of irony, when they named their two official school mascots: the "engineers" and the "beaver." Sadly for students, the two never meet.

4. Oral Roberts University

Don't let the name fool you, Oral Roberts is a Christian college located in Tulsa Oklahoma, where up until 2003, a strict dress code forced men to wear button-down shirts and women to wear long skirts. Its most notable alumnus is Ned Flanders. No booty for you here.

3. Princeton University

A common saying in the Ivy League is: "Harvard sucks, and Princeton doesn't matter." For good reason, this forgettable campus is bridled with stuffy Ivy leaguers too caught up in their tight J. Crew vests and Burberry scarves. With names like Archibald, Chance, or Skyler, you know these Harry Potter types are not getting any action.

2. BYU - Brigham Young University

This would have made our top ten best schools for Booty Calls back in the 1800's, when having multiple partners was the rage in Utah. Nowadays, the Princeton Review ranks BYU as the #1 "Stone Cold Sober School." Sadly, you'll find no parties and no booty calls on this campus.

1. United States Military Academy at West Point

Just as they were ranked the #1 Best College in America by Forbes, West Point also came first on our list. With a male to female ratio of 85%, your chances of hooking up are looking quite slim. West Point's free tuition is great for the budget, but terrible for booty.

Not into the celibacy thing? OBC ranked the Top Booty Call Universities just for you.

Top 10 Colleges For Hookups

  1. New York University
  2. Maryland University
  3. DePaul University
  4. University of Georgia
  5. Ohio State University
  6. San Diego State University
  7. University of Texas at Austin
  8. University of Southern California
  9. Florida State University
  10. Arizona State University

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