Good afternoon, BCU readers! Yours truly got a featured article on the hilarious “morning after” site Regretful Morning! Head over and check out the fancy schmancy advice article that’s destined to make me famous ;)

I know, it just doesn’t make sense. You gelled that hair up, all but drowned yourself in Axe, and even ironed your fancy sparkly Ed Hardy tee, and yet here you are, in your bed, alone, jerking it at 9 am to internet porn. You might be thinking that those bitches at the bar were prudes. And ugly. Yeah, and FAT! Fat, ugly prudes. So whatever.

But let’s be honest, Jerome. I was there, and I was drunk and horny, and oh yeah- I have seriously few standards. But you still somehow managed to repulse me. Let’s discuss.

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