Dirty talk. Lingerie. Roleplay. There are many ways to kick up the heat in bed… but if you’ve ever wanted to douse a situation in cold water – these OMG stories from Reddit are plenty of inspiration.

“I fell asleep once during 69, while on the bottom.”

I stayed in the same position at an awkward angle because my wife liked it. Now, a month later, I still can’t jump and have some trouble on stairs because I have some gnarly strain in a part of my leg muscle.”

“Halfway through, she remembered it was her dad’s birthday; it was about 9 p.m. The sudden tightening nearly turned my meat into a pencil.’

“‘m getting ready to do it, and I’m all pumped up, ready to put it in, and suddenly I thought about something else. I got anxious, nervous, and suddenly went soft and didn’t end up having sex.”

“He asked me who’s a good girl I said “you” smh”

“Mistook a large birthmark as a tattoo. Complimented it.”