Rapper Blueface Claims He’s Slept With 1000 Women in 6 Months

In a recent interview with LA’s Real 92.3, “Thotiana” rapper Blueface made a pretty insane claim: that he’s slept with 1000 women in the past 6 months.

 

Now, we’re not sure what’s crazier – the claim, or the idea that he’s been able to keep track of an insane schedule like that! Over at Vice though, they did some calculations to determine if it’s even physically possible to bed that many women in half a year:

 

Let’s begin with the basics. The past six months have spanned 189 days, beginning on February 1. Thus we have our first equation: 1,000 (women) / 189 (days) = 5.3—meaning that, to accomplish this Herculean task, Blueface would’ve had to sleep with roughly five women a day.

There are a few factors to consider in puzzling out how he might pull that off. The first is that, as he told 92.3, he’s allegedly often sleeping with more than one partner at a time. (“It’s like sometimes it might be a threesome, it might be a foursome,” he said. “I done had a fivesome.”) The second is that, according to the lyrics of “Freak Bitch,” Blueface has “two dicks.”

Using his dual penises, the easiest way Blueface could bed 1,000 women in half a year would simply be to have one fivesome a day, coupled with a single instance of regular old one-on-one sex: 4 women + 1 woman = 5. But given the fact that Blueface told 92.3 that the fivesome he had was “pretty hard,” this seems unlikely—a difficult, taxing sexual maneuver he’d be reluctant to repeat.

Alternately, on any given day, he could have one foursome and a threesome (3 women + 2 women = 5); two threesomes and a one-on-one session (2 women + 2 women + 1 woman = 5); one threesome and three one-on-one sessions (2 women + 1 woman + 1 woman + 1 woman = 5); or five one-on-one sessions (you understand this math).

 

So, do we believe this epic story? I dunno. But we’re exhausted just thinking about it.

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