We’re totally pro-porn as long as it’s legal, safe, and consensual, but we’d be lying if there weren’t a few aspects of certain videos that are, how shall we say, LESS THAN REALISTIC. So we were thrilled to see the AskReddit question posed, “Girls of reddit, what’s something guys see done in porn that you wish they would stop trying to do in real life?”

Here are a few of the best answers that we can’t agree with more!

“Stop jackhammering into us right off the bat. Warm up to it and get us WET. No, spitting on the pussy doesn’t count.”

“When they go from ass to vag. Good way to get an infection. Once you go butthole, you don’t go back.”

“Slapping the vagina like a used-car salesman trying to sell a 1999 Corolla.”

“Foreplay. It’s literally fucking crucial if you want the girl to get anything out of it at all. Sure, sometimes penetration is good, but it shouldn’t be the standard for sex.”

 “Expecting the woman to shoot forth a geyser of fluid. If something happens, it’s a trickle, not Old Faithful.”

“Don’t expect porn noises. Some girls are loud, some aren’t. if all sexual interactions sounded like porn then it would be much worse living next to your elderly neighbours.”

“Aggressively finger-banging in and out. Like, fucking owwww.”

“Thinking that we orgasm from two minutes of penetration alone.”

 “Titty fucking. The logistics are just way too difficult.”