When we saw the above photo, it wasn’t tough to get us to sit down and watch the music video for Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B’s music video for the song “WAP”. But then we heard things like “pure filth” “savage” and “nasty” and we couldn’t get to our computers fast enough.

Via Metro:

I tried to do a ranked list of the vivid sexual metaphors in Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s new single, “WAP,” but when Cardi busted out “macaroni in a pot” near the end, I instantly forgot all the other ones and had to scrap it.

There’s a line about a big Mack truck and a tight little garage; there’s a line about a garter snake (no, thank you) and a king cobra (yes, please). There’s even a part where Megan interprets the food chain in a way that has forever changed my thinking about bottom-feeders.

We love creativity when it comes to innuendo – but how does the world feel about this ultra X-rated track?

James P. Bradley, a Republican congressional candidate who’s running to replace California’s Ted Lieu, said that Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion “are what happens when children are raised without God and without a strong father figure.” He went on to say that “WAP,” which he claimed to have heard “accidentally,” “made me want to pour holy water in my ears.”

Amazing – and if you wanna see it as bad as we did, check it out below.