Hey, when you can’t get crotch to crotch with a stranger, you gotta make do! According to VICE, the lockdown and social distancing requirements have led to a major SPIKE in sex doll sales, cause ppl be horny!

Via VICE: 

A number of Australian sex doll manufacturers and distributors confirmed to Vice News that sales have been surging ever since lockdown measures were enforced around the country, with some vendors now reporting twice as many weekly purchases compared to what they were seeing before the coronavirus outbreak.

Andrew’s also noticed another, perhaps less predictable trend in sex doll sales since COVID lockdowns came into effect: that more and more partners and couples are buying dolls for themselves and each other.

“In this new trend, we’ve got a husband buying a female doll alongside his wife, for him; a husband and wife buying dolls together, one for each other; and also a general increase in women buying male dolls for themselves.”

This certainly seems to align with the news that this lockdown has made people all sorts of horny. However folks are getting their rocks off, we’re into it – you do you (or should we say, you do your new latex and plastic friend)