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Things That Shock Women About Penises

BCU August 18, 2020

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You can always count on Redditors to share some LOL moments of sexual realization – and that was certainly the case in this thread:

“Women, what surprised you the most the first time you saw or played with a penis?”

 

Here are some of the funniest responses, via BuzzFeed:

“BALL SKIN IS CONSTANTLY MOVING. Surreal. It’s like a moving Magic Eye painting.”

 

“[I thought] it had ribs. I was confused as hell, it really felt like there were bones in there. Only later did I realize that it was the condoms we used that had those structures on it. Took a while for me to get used to the fact that dicks usually don’t have ribs…”

 

“Saw a ‘grower, not a show-er’ and was super impressed by the size when erect compared to flaccid.”

 

“That it sort of floated in a bath…I didn’t expect that.”

 

“The veins!”

 

 “How completely floppy and structureless it is when soft. I always want to flop it around like those gel sparkle stress toy tubes from the ’90s.”

 

“It can jump on its own.”

 

“The texture of the skin, soft and warm. But also how it had a curve in it, I thought a penis was meant to be completely straight…”

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