Over at TheCut.com, they’re sharing “New York’s Sex Diaries series” in which “anonymous city dwellers to record a week in their sex lives — with comic, tragic, often sexy, and always revealing results”. The most recent, though, called

“The Woman Whose Husband Is Sleeping With Her Best Friend”

Is apparently so EXTRA that Twitter users are in a flurry, calling it “FAKE” and “embarrassing” and “clearly written by a teenager”. We just had to check it out to see what about it was so terrible, and we had to admit, that while FULL of NSFW moments, it certainly read more like some horny teenager’s New York fanfic than anything else. Here are a few of the lines that had Tweeps in stitches: