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Funniest Things You’ve Heard During Sex

BCU November 3, 2023

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Sex is supposed to be fun… but it’s also should be, uh, sexy. And sometimes things come out of our mouths that are decidedly more FUNNY than sexy… an that can get awkward. Via BuzzFeed (and Reddit), here are a few stories from women sharing the funniest stuff men have said during sex.

“He slipped out and said ‘oopsy doopsy’ but still in the husky sexy voice. I lost my shit.”

—u/sxhxxy

“In the middle of fingering me, he pulled his hand out and held up a fist with his thumb between his fingers and said ‘got your clit!'”

—u/Vegetable-Insect4487

“He said, ‘Someone’s coming!’ I panicked and said, ‘WHO’ thinking it was his mom ’cause he lived with his family at the time. He then says, ‘ME’ and cums. We still laugh about it years later.”

—u/gvaccaro12

“He asked what we should eat later. Mid-sex.”

—u/T-oblerone

“The girl told me she wanted me inside her. I was so caught off guard and didn’t know what to say I ended up just repeating it.”

—u/yeaahh_no

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