Let’s get one thing straight: your married friends love you… but they’re also a little salty. And not just because you’re showing up to brunch with a hangover and a story. It’s because you’re living a life they daydream about during PTA meetings and Costco runs.

You, my friend, are the free agent. The wildcard. The walking reminder that not everyone is arguing over whose turn it is to do the dishes.

You don’t need permission

Want to stay out till 3am on a Tuesday? Go for it. Feel like flirting with a bartender, a barista, and a bookshop cutie all in one day? No one’s stopping you. Meanwhile, your married friends have to coordinate calendars just to have sex — and even then, it’s after folding laundry.

You still get the first kiss thrill

They haven’t had butterflies in years (unless you count indigestion). You? You still get that electric rush of “Is this going to happen?” and “Should we go back to your place?” And yes — even the awkward moments are kind of iconic.

Your dating pool is wide open

They’re stuck with one person for the rest of forever. You? You’ve got options. Want something spicy but short-lived? Go for it. Prefer a situationship with someone who also hates commitment? OBC’s full of ’em.

You’re the plot twist in their group chat

While they’re sharing air fryer recipes and baby poop stories, you’re dropping “So I matched with this guy who owns a snake rescue…” Honestly, you’re doing the Lord’s work keeping things interesting.

So go ahead — live it up.
You’ve got freedom, flexibility, and a whole lot of fun ahead. And if you’re looking for no-pressure, no-judgment connections? OBC (OnlineBootyCall.com) is where the wild, the curious, and the casual come to play.

Join OBC today and start meeting singles who want the same thing you do: freedom, fun, and maybe a little friendly benefits on the side. And hey, if you’re getting out of a ho-hum marriage and are excited to jump back in the post-divorce dating pool? We got you too, boo!

Because while your married friends are scheduling date nights three weeks in advance, you could be halfway to your next adventure by tonight.