Thanksgiving is all about gratitude, carbs, and avoiding that one relative who wants to debate you about the housing market. But while everyone else is posting “so blessed” couple selfies with matching flannels, you know what you get to be thankful for? Being single. Yes, really. Hear me out.

1. You don’t have to impress anybody’s family.
You are not spending your day making polite small talk with someone’s uncle who insists on calling you “kiddo.” You’re not pretending to love Aunt Linda’s dry stuffing. You’re not explaining your job to someone’s grandma who keeps asking if it’s “a real career.” You are free.

2. Zero pressure to produce the perfect holiday.
Couples fight every Thanksgiving. It’s like a national sport. They fight about gravy, seating charts, who forgot the sparkling cider, why the turkey is dry, and whose family they “always” spend the holidays with. Meanwhile, you? You’re deciding between sweatpants or softer sweatpants. Peace on earth.

3. No coordinating travel plans with someone who packs like they’re joining an expedition.
You’re not arguing over departure times. You’re not dealing with a partner who wants to leave six hours early, or one who hasn’t packed until the Uber arrives. You are gliding through this holiday like a buttered dinner roll.

4. Your leftovers are YOUR leftovers.
No sharing. No compromise. No passive-aggressive “Oh, I guess you wanted the last piece of pie.” You guard that Tupperware like a dragon guarding gold, and no one gets to judge you for eating mashed potatoes for breakfast.

5. You get the fun parts of dating without the seasonal drama.
You can flirt, go on dates, kiss someone under twinkle lights, and enjoy the cozy winter vibes without worrying about buying matching pajamas or making emotional commitments you’re not ready for. You are the master of your holiday destiny.

If you want all the excitement and none of the monotony, join OBC and meet other singles who love keeping it easy, fun, and stress free.