How to Survive Cuffing Season (Without Actually Getting Cuffed)
Because being single is a vibe, not a diagnosis.
Ah yes, cuffing season. That magical time of year when couples suddenly sprout like mold on leftover Thanksgiving stuffing. Your friends are pairing off. Your aunt keeps asking if “you’re seeing anyone special.” Even your dog seems to be judging you.
But guess what? Being single during cuffing season doesn’t mean you’re doomed to a winter of loneliness, freezer meals, and watching Love Actually with your cat (though honestly… elite combo). It just means you get to do cuffing season your way.
Here are some genuinely fun, actually-doable ways to thrive—yes, thrive—while flying solo.
1. Upgrade Your Cozy Game
Forget sharing blankets. Keep the whole heated throw to yourself. Make your bed a luxurious cloud of pillows and weighted blankets. Get the good candles. You’re not “alone”—you’re in a sensory spa cocoon with no one stealing the covers.
2. Romanticize the Hell Out of Your Errands
Take yourself on “date errands”:
– Winter latte? Flirty.
– Trader Joe’s flowers? Adorable.
– Wandering Target at 9 PM? Honestly hotter than most men on dating apps.
Self-romance counts. Bonus: no one argues about which side of the sidewalk to walk on.
3. Build Your Ho(liday) Roster
Look, cuffing season doesn’t have to mean monogamy-by-default. It can mean:
– A cute coffee date here
– A spontaneous happy hour there
– A little flirty texting to keep your winter warm
Zero pressure. Maximum fun.
4. Start a New “Tradition” (aka, do something wildly self-indulgent)
Bake cookies. Host a no-pressure friends hang. Start a weekly “Hot Chocolate & Hot Gossip” night. Redecorate. Journal. Binge a new show. Become obsessed with something slightly unhinged (croissant baking, anyone?).
Cuffing season is just a Pinterest board waiting to happen.
5. Travel. Flee. Escape the Questioning Relatives.
Holiday flights are basically emotional witness protection.
Spend a weekend somewhere snowy, sunny, or just… not within a 20-mile radius of anyone who says, “So when is it your turn?”
6. Use Cuffing Season in Your Favor
Everyone’s a little warmer, cuddlier, and more emotionally available right now. Use it. Meet people. Go out. Chat. Flirt. Let the season do the heavy lifting.
And the best part?
7. Skip the Family Dinner Interrogations Entirely
No more:
“So are you dating anyone?”
“When will you settle down?”
“You’re not getting any younger, sweetie!”
Instead, you get:
freedom, fun, and only the good parts of dating.
Join OBC — where you get the flirting, the chemistry, the butterflies and the HEAT, without the awkward family dinners or the seasonal desperation.
