See them? They’re right there. Two flawless, amazing reasons that we wish we were in Germany right now at this very moment across the table from Hayden Panettiere. Two wonderful, tasty reasons we wish we weren’t sitting at a desk in America but instead at a table across the ocean staring lovingly at them.

What? Why are you looking at me like that? I meant the beer and the traditional Alpine hat! JEEZ. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.