It's Wednesday morning, which calls fo-
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TestiMOANial Tuesday
December is weird. I mean, it's the holidays, and all the Lexus car commercials show people livin…
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Yoko Ono Covers Firework by Katy Perry
Recently I was reading in Time Magazine (impressive, I know) that Yoko Ono, widow of John Lennon, h…
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Happy Wednesday!
I feel like over the past few years, NFL cheerleaders (and of the rest of professional sports, DEFI…
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Very Sexy Toothpaste Commercial Is Sexy…
They say "sex sells," and I'm pretty sure "they" are right. It's the only reason Carl's Jr would co…
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Weekend News Roundup
The second NFL tragedy in two weeks... yikes. Cowboys DT Josh Brent is facing charges of intoxica…
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Tree Pimps
Good morning, loyal readers and people who accidentally stumbled upon this site while looking for t…
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R U Faster Than A Redneck
Speaking of people who are probably going to come into a relatively small sum of money and then ins…
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The Sexxtons - A Mother Daughter Porn D…
Grab your barf bags and gather 'round, young ones, it's time for a story to ruin your lunch!
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Kelly Brook Wishes You A Happy Holidays
To apologize for the past two days of incessant holiday sappiness, here is a much-more-our-style vi…
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