Oh Great, Another Florida Cannibal
(zombie eyes and blood added for effect)
As I know from watching way too many episodes of Law an…
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Miami Heat Wins the NBA Finals
After 5 games, Lebron has done it again, and the Heat have their second NBA title! The Miami team…
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Kris Humphries Claims Kim's Sex Tape Wa…
Prepare yourself for a bit of gross, creepy, and obnoxious news: according to PerezHilton, Kris…
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#SOTS Thursday
After several weeks of male #SOTS nominees, I thought it might be time to give the ladies a little …
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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Split
Now here's a REAL bummer... despite never marrying throughout their 14 year relationship, reports…
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New Savages Trailer Looks Sexy and Dang…
Taylor Kitsch and Blake Lively are two of the sexiest stars in Hollywood today, so you might be sur…
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Hump Day Hottie: Carrie Underwood
I haven't watched American Idol since the Kelly Clarkson days (yeah, the very first season), but ev…
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Chinese News Mistake Sex Toy For Mushro…
My internet cynicism may be off the charts right now, assuming that this is all a big joke wher…
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TestiMOANial Tuesday
When people take to Twitter late at night after seeing one of our many commercials, the most comm…
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Adidas Pulls Shackle Shoes From Shelves
I guess technically these shoes never MADE it to the shelves, but you catch my drift. After Adidas …
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