55 Year Old Woman Auditions for the Dal…
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Aw maaaaan. I WANT to love Sharon Simmons. I want to root for her, and see her make…
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TestiMOANial Tuesday
Man, 2012 is just chugging right along, isn't it? It's so confusing to me how weekdays can drag o…
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Psychologist Claims Make Up Sex is Bad …
Every morning, while I'm drinking my morning liquid cocaine coffee and perusing the interwebz for…
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Monogamy Trailer
I'm not usually one for dark, dramatic, human-psyche-gone-wild type of movies. They usually fail to…
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Silly Sex Tip of the Day
I am a big fan of "DIY," or "doing it yourself." A majority of my house's renovation projects were …
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SNL Parodies New Jersey Tan Mom
What's up, amigos? How was your Cinco De Mayo? Did you go to any fiestas or get muy borracho (don't…
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Choose OBC, Not This Creepy Hug Robot
Maybe it's just because I'm an old fart who doesn't like all these newfangled whoosi-whats…
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The Bachelor Host is Getting Divorced
Ah, The Bachelor. A show which, to most sane individuals, is just a giant ratings demon that pull…
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Drinking Contest Fail
It's Friday, folks, which means one thing - the weekend is FINALLY HERE! Time to shed off those unf…
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#SOTS Thursday
May Gray is in full swing here in the normally-flawless state of California, making this Thursday e…
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