Stoner Steals Ambulance From House Fire
We've written many posts about the dangers of the "bath salts" drug - a mix of meth-amphetamines t…
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The NFL Lockout is Over
You can finally come out of your basements and put the canned goods away, gentlemen, because accord…
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Sex Makes Mondays Bearable
In a recent study done by Australian food company Marmite (I don't know what that is but it sounds …
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Adrienne Curry Got Kicked Out of Comic-…
This was a sad weekend. Right on the heels of the devastating Norway massacre, we were saddened by …
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Best NASCAR Prayer Ever
Sometimes I think that stereotypes are created by the people that harbor them. Black peo…
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A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
It's 3 o'clock on a Friday afternoon which is usually when my brain begins the switch from writewri…
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This is Why Marriage is Dead
Among other reasons (approximately two to three hundred thousand reasons), this is why marriage is …
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Cedric Benson Beat Up His Roommate
Chalk this up on the list of things you don't ever want to experience: getting the ever living sh*t…
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Penis Size Correlated with GDP
Oh scientists. So interested in penis size these days. According to a Finnish study, penis size mig…
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World Record Blob Jump
I'm not saying that I'm in a bad mood or anything, I'm just saying that I was up until 1:30 am serv…
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