A World Bukkake Tour... Really?
Forget company acquisition or stocks going public; this is literally the greatest press release to …
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Hilarious Obama Spoof
In the last few days, the fog of Obama hate that seems to have been surrounding this nation in the …
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Cameron Diaz Says Marriage is Dead
It is considered a 'fetish' if you find something about a person's ideals sexy? Like, say, if you w…
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Dumb Criminal Off
Annnnnd we're back with this week's dumb criminal off, which pits a nutjob and his bath salts again…
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Top 3 Rules for a Great Cinco De Mayo
Last year for Cinco De Mayo, I wrote about the Dos and Don'ts of Cinco de Mayo, but I realize…
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World’s Oldest Newlyweds
Here are the best parts of this story: 1. Forrest and Rose?! Are you kidding me?! It's official: …
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Thermochromic Urinal
As a female, I've always been jealous of the idea of being able to, er, "direct" the way your pee i…
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Lebron James Killed It Last Night
With the help of about four different sports websites, I am going to attempt to tell you what happe…
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USA Chant Fail
From the YouTube description:
Attempted the first "post-Osama" day. Look, I'm fully …
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Single Parents: Dealbreaker or Not?
I don't know if it's the warmer weather (it's 90 degrees in San Diego), the celebration of Osama…
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