This Sandwich Will Kill You
Never mind that it's almost Halloween and you may or may not be squeezing into some skin-tight, sau…
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Things You Don't Need: This Jizz Neckla…
Because nothing says I love you like a $400, sterling silver recreation of a pool of your semen at…
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Worst Sign Order EVER.
Someone on Reddit.com spotted this, um, unfortunately placed signage in front of a mall in Midtown…
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The Rent is 2 Damn High Party
There are a lot of interesting gubernatorial candidates up for election this November. Mostly on th…
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How to Slam Your Ex On National Televis…
When I think of CSPAN, I usually think of the channel that I speed by to get to normal ente…
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Idiot Museum Robber in Chewbacca Suit G…
According to an Oregon news center, a man in a military 'ghillie' suit who planned on robbi…
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T.I's Going Back To Jail
Apparently, talking a suicide jumper off a ledge isn't quite enough to save you from jail time! Acc…
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Weekend To-Dos: TAKE TWO
Somehow, despite the extra day last weekend, we all came back to work with a solid "where the hell …
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Things You Don't Need: Smoking Mittens
You know when people use the phrase, "You need another [whatever] like I need CANCER" (I don't know…
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Daily Dose of Celebrity Nude Scandal
It's been almost a week since our most recent naked celebrity scandal (I don't know if you remember…
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