Opposites Attract, But Can They Last?
You know that couple you see that's been together for years, finish each others' sentences, never …
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Old People STDs Double Over the Decade
Apparently it's not just middle schools that need a tutorial on how to put a condom on a banana, i…
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Top Fall Travel Destinations (To Get So…
Although summer has the monopoly on sexy commercials for travel destinations where you can find som…
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Reggie Bush Gives Up His Heisman Trophy
After years of speculation and rumors that Reggie Bush had accepted cash, gifts, and even a house …
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Oprah is Going to Australia
As much as I hate daytime feel-goodery talk shows, sometimes I think maybe I should just make it m…
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What To Watch this Fall Season
The only good thing that comes out of a crappy summer (or lack there of) is the happiness you draw …
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This Cat Can Catch
Sometime back in the early 2000s, some San Diegan must have sold their soul or performed some heino…
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French People Have Awful Sex Lives
Apparently, this is all Eiffel Tower propaganda. Well now I'm just confused. My idea of France was…
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Owen Wilson's Peeing on a Golf Course
In more Celebrities Being D*cks news, Owen Wilson is peeing on a golf course, because when you're a…
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Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress
Let's me preface this rant by saying I love meat. I eat just about every animal out there, and wou…
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