Day one of the World Cup is like Christmas as a kid, except that this Christmas involves heavil…
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So, Apparently Getting Engaged Can Kill…
Talk about signs from the heavens --
Richard Butler, a Knoxville, TN man recently decided th…
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An Open Letter to Lucas and Spielberg.
To our most adorably senile George Lucas and Steven Speilberg,
We've brought you here today to …
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Sexomnia: A Sexy Epidemic
And to think, I was under the impression this was just called morning wood! A study by LiveScie…
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Woody Harrelson Has a World Cup Moment
I've always been a little weirded out by Woody Harrelson. My parents loved Cheers, and No Country F…
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NOOO, DROGBA! NOOO!
Bad news, Ivory Coast fans.
Didier Drogba, your inspiring captain who I most recently descri…
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iPhone 4 is Here and No One Really Cares
Oh shhhh, I know, sure, there are tons of tech geeks out there who are getting their panties al…
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Surprising News: Americans Like Soccer?
I happen to have a good friend whose birthday falls of day one of the World Cup, and because of my …
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World Cup Countdown: Animals Playing So…
I'm going to admit something that may well get me beaten and shackled within the confines of my cub…
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Was Obama in a Music Video?
If you had told me in 1993 that I'd be watching the video for Tag Team's single "Whoomp (There it …
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