You’ve probably heard of Oculus Rift, the badass virtual reality headset that lets you feel like you’re inSIDE a video game. And you’ve probably heard of blow up sex dolls, because we talk about em a LOT. But now, the two have joined forces to create the ultimate futuristic robot sex monster.

Via VICE:

The headless and limbless torso, which is dressed in some kind of school girl uniform, mind you, contains an iPhone which tracks its movements. This will supposedly let you see a character in virtual reality respond to each thrust accordingly, much like the Tenga virtual reality sex toy.

According to the YouTube description, the creator behind this abomination hasn’t given it an official name, but is currently calling it “Space Battleship Girlfriend.”

Ready to see it in action? Yeah. Us either. It’s only Tuesday and WAY TOO EARLY FOR THIS.

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