Justin Bieber’s been in Brazil the past week and apparently he’s been making the most of the gorgeous South American beauties the country is known for, at one point walking out of a brothel “undetected” (haha) and allegedly bangin’ an “escort” before kindly escorting her back to her friends at the club. Say what you want about the Biebs (he’s annoying, he’s a dick, he’s an entitled little trash monster), but at least he knows the ins-n-outs of booty callin’.

The same cannot be said for the most recent Brazilian babe he got it on with – although his security team attempted to take away all smart phones from the 20 ladies he brought home from a club, they must have missed one because this wrapped-only-in-a-blanket chica caught bae slippin.

We can’t blame the chick for wanting documentation that she hooked up with the biggest little pop star on the planet, but at the same time – PARTY FOUL, MAMACITA! It is NOT OKAY to upload video of your booty call to the interwebz without their consent.

Seriously, I am so torn. On one hand, NO! BAD! But on the other hand, HAHAHAHAHHAHHA.