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Videos
Iron Man 3 Trailer Drops
I think it’s time to start giving awards to movie trailers. Specifically, awards for trailers that make the movie look TOTALLY AWESOME even though you’re like, 90% sure it will NOT be awesome. Or maybe it could just be an award for “best deceitful trailer for a shitty movie,” or “excellence in tricking me into […]
Today is Tuesday.
Today is Tuesday. Like the penny, I feel that Tuesday is a worthless, annoying extra in our week that should be done away with. We could just round to the nearest Wednesday, and everyone would be happy, and no one would have those “what day is it? OH MY GOD IT’S ONLY TUESDAY” moments. Tuesday […]
The Walking Dead SNL Sketch
Kevin Hart hosted SNL this Saturday, and it was pretty great! Kevin Hart is actually a funny comedian instead of an obnoxious douche-bag or an obnoxious baby douche-bag. Lots of the sketches were great, like the Z-Shirt skit and REALLY?! With Seth and Kevin, but my favorite had to be the Walking Dead skit. Yes, […]
It’s Almost Time to Party
It’s Thursday!!!!!! I know what you’re thinking – why six exclamation marks for a sentence about THURSDAY? And Thursday MORNING, too? Well, were taking a positive approach today, being grateful and excited that it’s another beautiful day on the earth. We haven’t been struck dead by a meteor, a life-altering storm isn’t about to hit […]
At Least Your Day Will Be Better Than This Guy’s
Imagine. You’re staying at a nice hotel with a sexy new fling. You just got done with a marathon night of sexin’ and drinkin’ champagne and sexin’ again. Your sexy fling slips out in the early morning, and you order yourself a massive breakfast to eat while watching Saturday morning cartoons (Tom and Jerry, none […]
GAME OF THRONES SEASON 3 TRAILER
AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! And now, back to our regularly scheduled non-nerd programming.
Jamarcus Brothers
This weekend, Oscar nominee Christoph Waltz hosted SNL, and it was one of the better episodes this season, which isn’t really saying much if we’re honest. But still, at least we got this fun little ditty. “I’m going to listen in your BUTT.” Sexy.
TGIFound This Video of A News Anchor Simulating a BJ
Mmmm. What a glorious way to wake up on a Friday morning. It’s 70 degrees in San Diego, did you know that? How do you feel about that, Saskatoon, Canada? Well, if it makes you feel better, you gave us the wonderful, timeless gift of a local news anchor sexual innuendo gaffe. Any old reader […]
Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day From OBC
Well, it’s here. Valentine’s Day. Ick. It’s like the world smells like roses, which is the 3rd worse scent, behind old fish in a trash can on a hot day, and Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds. On a day like today, I feel it’s safe to call in sick and avoid work – because someone in […]