Anti-Masturbation Sign Language PSA Set To R. Kelly’s ‘Ignition (Remix)’
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Videos
Happy Monday from a Grandma Dancing Like Usher
I don’t know how to feel about this video. On one hand it’s delightfully cute and adorable and I love that this grandma was taught the dance moves to Usher’s 1997 hit “You Make Me Wanna.” I love that she is totally down for whatever, and seems like she’s the grandma that would take a […]
My Little Pony – the Ginuwine Parody
Like the moon landing or 9/11, we all remember where we were when the hit single Pony, by Ginuwine, hit the airwaves. Boys got boners, girls blushed in confusion, and mothers and fathers around the world gasped and said things like “America’s goin’ down the gol durn tube!” Although the song slowly lost momentum, and […]
Its My Life Whatever I Wanna Do
A lot of people are poking fun at this music video today, saying it’s silly and totally-Bollywood and the auto-tune is overdone even in this post-Kesha world. However, on this Tuesday morning, sometimes you just need a little inspiration, and Vennu Mallesh’s hit single, “It’s My Life Whatever I Wanna Do,” is just that. Vannu […]
Wake Up With Some Big Shake Sports Drink!
Good morning, everyone! How was your weekend? Exciting? Awesome? Chill? Relaxed? Busy? Adventurous? Sexy? Well, I hope it was a combination of a whole bunch of those, but guess what, we’re back to the work week, and boy is it going to be a good one! We’re going to bring you an OFFICIAL OBC DATING […]
Ultimate Trampoline Fails Compilation, 2012
PHEW. Hi. Don’t worry, I didn’t get hit by a train yesterday, and am not writing this from beyond the grave. You may be thinking, “well then what happened? One minute we were talkin’ sperm counts and having a grand ol’ time and then POOF, you were gone!” And to that I will give you […]
Ghost Tits
Unlike the horrible film it parodies, I would totally see this movie. Olivia Munn in all her glorious sexiness combined with the supreme cameo of William Daniels (aka Mr. Feeny, teacher of grades 2 to 12) make Ghost Tits a movie that I am REALLY BUMMED doesn’t exist. Then again, imagining Olivia Munn’s boobs disappearing […]
The Big Butt Super Cut
Super cuts of movies and big ol’ booties – is there anything more in the world we need? Sure, we’ve seen super cuts of fake orgasming, and yes, that was good for a (very NSFW) giggle – but this new one from YouTuber “DonDraperSaysWhat” may be my new favorite. It takes the world’s most well […]
Good Morning From a Dog Who Hates Low Fat Lamb Jerky
That’s how I feel about all low fat food items too, dog. Get them out of my face, they are terrifying.
Two Minutes of People Walking Into Things
It’s FRIDAY! We made it! Sweet joy from above! And in case you haven’t yet cracked a smile this beautiful August morning, (how could you not have after watching Feck f*ck it up??) here’s a little tidbit of fun to get you up and at ’em. TGIF, WARRIORS!