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Happy Fourth of July From OBC!
Right now, the OBC team is probably skipping breakfast to make room for a thousand hot dogs, pulling on a bathing suit with a little extra breathing room (because hot dogs), and preparing for a day of America-worthy gluttony and beer consumption. What are you doing? WHY ARE YOU READING THE BLOG? GO CELEBRATE! Here. […]
Happy Almost Fourth of July!
Tomorrow is the FOURTH OF JOO-LIE, and we couldn’t be more excited to spend a day having fun in the sun and waving American flags and eating enough hot dogs to give us permanent indigestion. However, although the past few days have been the epitome of beautiful out, sun shining and ocean glistening, today looks […]
Subway Stair From Hell
It’s Friday! F-f-f-f-FRIDAY! The weekend is just minutes (okay, hours) away from us, my friends! And what jump starts a Friday like watching multiple people trip over stairs? UM, NOTHING, DOY. So, what luck we have this morning as this vid popped up on my news feed. Filmmaker Dean Peterson’s “New York City Subway Stairs” […]
The Many Talents of Kate Upton – NSFW
It’s Wednesday, which means that I will be gracing you with our weekly Hump Day Hottie post, so don’t you dare think I’m already repeating awards (although of all people, Kate Upton would probably be worthy of a second). However, when I came across this video by international creepster Terry Richardson, who has photographed Kate […]
New Savages Trailer Looks Sexy and Dangerous
Taylor Kitsch and Blake Lively are two of the sexiest stars in Hollywood today, so you might be surprised to hear that Mr. Kitsch did not enjoy their sex scenes in Oliver Stone’s newest action flick, Savages. According to The Daily Mail, he and Blake only knew each other for a couple days when they […]
Chinese News Mistake Sex Toy For Mushroom
My internet cynicism may be off the charts right now, assuming that this is all a big joke where we’re supposed to think, “oh those silly, naive Chinese people, don’t even know what a Fleshlight or Pocket Pu**y is. What a sad, poor, dumb life they lead.” I have a feeling the creators of this […]
Soccer Fan Has Moves Like Jagger
Sure I think soccer is a boring, incomprehensible sport filled with athletic dudes who act like big ol’ sissies. And yeah, okay, I think Maroon 5 is one of the worst things to happen to music since the invention of dubstep. This is all true. HOWEVER, that doesn’t stop me from thinking this video of […]
Jack McBrayer and Triumph Visit the Weiner Circle
SPEAKING OF CHICAGO, I apparently made a huge faux pas on my vacation by not visiting a local legend called The Weiner Circle, a hot dog stand that is infamously rude. Like, scary rude. Like, I’m not sure a hot dog is worth that kind of humiliation rude. Conan O’Brien (who was in Chicago at […]
Serious or Troll? Max Harris Single – High
Just as I felt with Krispy Kreme’s awesome, dippy-nose filled single, “The Baddest,” and the creepy Justin Bieber fan video, I’m assuming this is fake. I just don’t know how a young person is this age of cyber-bullying would seriously film this and put it on the internet, knowing that they would likely be ridiculed […]