Wacka Flocka in the Booth
And you’re just sitting there at your computer, slaving away for a paycheck. Maybe if you had some TALENT like this incredible guy.
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Lance Armstrong Likes Rim Jobs
In an interview with Howard Stern Monday morning, comedian April Macie told a story that made me laugh. And then cringe. And then laugh again, but like, in a cringey way. Let’s let April tell this story herself: “I went to use the bathroom, and I went in and Lance was bent over a bathtub […]
Hump Day Hottie: Jamie Chung
The Hangover Part III premieres this week. “Finally,” said pretty much no one, except maybe some frat guys in North Carolina. However, premieres are always the best because the lady stars of the film come out looking their hottest. Unlike some other red carpet events, i.e. award shows, there aren’t a kabillion women attempting out-sexy […]
Kesha Drank Her Own Pee
When I woke up this morning, I was ready for the day. I was a little sleepy, but I thought you know, we barely have any time on this Earth. You never know when life could be yanked away from you. You can’t predict when a tornado is going to rip through your neighborhood and […]
Hump Day Hottie: Heather Graham
I’ve just realized that I’ve been showcasing a lot of “old” celebrities for our Hump Day Hottie posts recently. Of course by “old” I mean, like, still of child bearing years, but just barely. From Cameron Diaz and Daisy Fuentes to Heidi Klum and Halle Berry, it just seems like maybe the older women are […]
Dan Brown Wrote a Song About Phone Sex
I know what you’re thinking. “How and when can I have phone sex with this sexy seductive piece of man meat?” Dan Brown, who you probably know from his books The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons, apparently wrote a song about phone sex, back in the 90s, long before his books became worldwide sensations […]
Hump Day Hottie: Miley Cyrus
The Met Ball was this weekend. I didn’t actually know what the Met Ball was so I looked it up, and apparently it’s “an annual ball that celebrates the annual opening of the Metropolitan Museum’s (The Met) fashion exhibit at the Costume Institute” which sounds like the most self-serving obnoxious American douchey thing in the […]
Will You Watch the Teen Mom Sex Tape?
Good morning, everyone! How are you tod- NEVER MIND WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT, WE HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO TODAY. First off, we need to talk about this Teen Mom sex tape scandal. It’s been all over the tabloids for the past few weeks, and I’ve largely ignored it because Teen Mom is […]
Hump Day Hottie: Julianne Hough, Doutzen Kroes, or Vida Guerra
Since we’ve been talkin’ health and fitness the last couple days, this week’s Hump Day Hottie post is especially poignant. We’ve opted to let YOU decide between three gorgeous, healthy and fit ladies (each with different shaped bodies) to see what kind of body type is YOUR favorite! Let’s all take a gander at our […]