Dating Lessons

Benefits of a Two-Ton Bed

Parisian designer Rick Owen (Rick Owens? That's like, the least French name I've ever heard) just came up with a fascinating piece of furniture: a 2 ton bed made with alabaster, bronze and marble, called Pavane for a Dead Princess, which sounds exactly like a place that you'd die in your sleep. It may seem …
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5 Bachelor Habits You'll Miss Dearly

As I'm sure you know if you typed in/clicked the URL to this site, the BCU staff is, in general, pro-single lifestyle. Not that there aren't several million marriages around the world that are probably wonderful examples of two people loving each other unconditionally, it's just that about half of those people actually don't love …
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5 Ways to be Less Repulsive to Women

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure I recently read somewhere that men are genetically predisposed to be disgusting. Your affinity for farting, your copious back hair, your ability to turn a bathroom into bio-chemical warfare zone, each of these features are part of the reason that you get the cold-shoulder when you oh-so-gracefully …
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Booty Beanbags

The beanbag chair has a terrible reputation, considering you usually only find them in peoples' basements or college dorm rooms or your loser cousin's living room next to his "end table" that's actually the box his microwave came in. However, a visit to Asylum informed us that a new line of bean bags has arrived …
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9 Deadly Words Women Use

It's never okay to stereotype. Not based on race, gender, or sexual orientation. We live in a world where all people feel safe to be themselves, and that their rights are protected, and that they are as equally appreciated as the next person. That being said, here's a list of words that those darn naggy …
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Earth Day Sex

Last year, we were exposed to one of the dumbest hit songs of all time, "Birthday Sex." It basically told the story of some guy who, instead of getting his girlfriend a decent gift like say, a tennis bracelet or a new iPod, explains that railing her on a kitchen stove will be the best …
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The Great Male Survey

Just a couple days ago we posted a few results of a survey of women, just to get a peek into their hurricane-like brains. And although we generally consider males to be the... er... simpler sex, we figure we'd post this "Great Male Survey" so all the lady-readers can have a quick glance into their …
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