This is a Sponge Bob Square Pants Porn Parody
Just in time for the weekend, here’s a video to ruin your childhood and turn you of from sex forever at the same time! Double win! Have a terrible weekend.
Dating & Sex
No DUH People Had Sex at a Safe Sex Party
According to The Daily Mail, the sky is blue and bears shit in the woods, and HOLY CRAP NO WAY, some college kids had sex at a party that encouraged guests to wear minimal clothes and passed out condoms. The yearly Exeter University Safer Sex Party, which went down in the UK on December 12th, […]
Manti Te’O’s Girlfriend – Who REALLY Got Scammed?
You may have already heard the story of Notre Dame’s Manti Te’O, a guy who seemed to beat quite a few odds: he was Mormon at a Catholic school, and had suffered the loss of both his grandmother and his beautiful girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, of leukemia all within a few hours back in September. It […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
WHOA! Boy oh boy, can you believe we missed out on the last THREE WEEKS OF TUESDAYS (damn you, holidays and accounting stuff!)??? Have you been feeling empty and incomplete for the past few weeks like us? Never fear, because today we’re back, with some uplifting stories of booty calls turned romance stories, from our […]
Vagina Myths
If you are a BCU follower, a member of OnlineBootyCall, or over the age of 21, you are probably fairly familiar with the Vagina. But in case you aren’t, and have blindly believed any of the following myths, let us reassure you: they aren’t true. Via Gawker
Heidi Klum is Totally Kinky
Maybe you’re a religious person and maybe you’re not, but sometimes things happen that just make you think, “if there is someone up there – thanks, buddy.” For example, when you accidentally leave the oven on when you go to bed and awake to find your house has not burned down. Or when you happen […]
Yesterday Was Online Dating’s Biggest Day
According to Match.com (who, admittedly) has a different clientele than Club OBC, January 2nd tends to see the biggest spike in dating site memberships, with a 55% increase in usage on January 2nd, 2012 (OkCupid and HowAboutWe reported spikes as well). They wondered what might cause such an influx, so they handed their members a […]
The Most Scandalous Durex Ad of the Year
Durex is no stranger to eyebrow-raising commercials, from this, to this, to this and this and this. but this French TV ad might just take the cake for the most scandalous, and THAT is saying something. Here’s to 2013, let’s make it the raunchiest year of commercials ever!
Candice Swanepoel Says Brazil Gives Her Sexual Energy
Well, thank God. I no longer feel like a lost puppy wandering a country road – now everything is right and I know what we need to do. PACK OUR BAGS AND GO TO BRAZIL. Gorgeous Victoria’s Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel demands it. According to The Daily Mail, Candice claims that Brazil is her favorite […]
Merry Almost Christmas From Durex
On the 19th day of December, my safe sex life gave to me: 12 late night booty calls, 11 sneaky car hookups, 10 sexy photos, 9 dirty texts, 8 neck hickies (ew, dude), 7 lunchtime quickies, 6 morning woods, FIVE WINKS ON O-B-C!!!!! 4 steamy voicemails, 3 big O’s, 2 sweaty finishes, and the knowledge […]