You know what’s obnoxious? When you’re doing some online shopping for, oh, I don’t know, Belgian waffle irons because damnit you love Belgian waffles and you deserve to eat them everyday, and then BAM, on the side of the screen some cheesy ass dating site ad pops up that’s like, “this ridiculously hot 18 year […]
Sometimes you wake up in the morning in a great mood for absolutely no reason. You spring out of bed with a smile on your face and all seems right with the world and yet you haven’t even had your coffee yet! I’m in one of those moods today, can you guess why? Is it […]
Sometimes things are just not as they seem. Bugs camouflage themselves to look like birds, crazy street art makes you feel like you’re falling off a cliff, and a website with the name OnlineBootyCall finds love (and sometimes even marriage) for its members every single day. This is the 27th week of testiMOANial Tuesdays, and […]
If this weren’t a story about divorce, and instead just about a guy who spent thousands of dollars making his home look like a to-scale replica of the Star Trek ship. I would giggle and poke fun and tease the guy for clearly being a loser and having nothing better to do with his time […]
In the wake of the Heidi Klum Seal Divorce Story That Rocked the World to Its Core Oh My God, it wouldn’t surprise me if many people began to question the merits of relationships completely. However, maybe it’s instead just time for us to find NEW ways to find love, instead of expecting some fairy […]
After the SMH-ness of that last post, I feel like we need a little somethin’ to cleanse our palates, don’t you think? Something that will maybe make you believe again in real love – not the bullsh*t you see on primetime dating shows? Don’t worry – OBC has you covered. Although a lot of people […]
A couple days ago, a friend of mine remarked that I resembled one of the contestants on the reality show The Bachelor, to which I responded, “THE BACHELOR IS STILL ON?” I had no idea that a show that requires fame-hungry women to make asses of themselves for a chance at a sham marriage with […]
Isn’t it sad that the holidays are over? Those two weeks when you have the inalienable right to be gluttonous and drunk and sleepy all the time are OVER, and now it’s The New Year and people are making “resolutions” and “eating healthier” and “being less lazy” and that sounds TERRIBLE to me. I would […]
Considering the fact that 2011 has been The Year of the Booty Call, it’s not much of a surprise that it’s also the year of realizing-that-marriage-is-crazy. It seems like each of the 52 weeks provided some new story or study that showed that we as a public are finally coming to see that getting married […]
2011 was the year of the booty call. It seemed like every psychological magazine and collegiate establishment was trying to figure why young people like casual relationships so much! It probably has much to do with the fact that casual relationships are slowing becoming more acceptable and less looked down upon by society. It probably […]
