It’s nearly the holidays, and we know that sometimes people start feeling like maybe the booty call life ain’t for them anymore. Maybe it’s time to settle down and chill out and find THE ONE. We’re not sure if we’re quite ready for that, but that doesn’t mean we’re not super excited and happy for […]
You met a hot single woman near you on OBC. You’ve hooked up a few times, but never really talk unless you’re late-night-texting her to come over. Is that a booty call, a f*ck buddy, or a friend with benefits? Turns out she might be better at defining the relationship than you! According to a […]
What’s worse than staying a virgin until you get married? How about going on television to “learn sex” from a couple of creepy old people who equate foreplay to a f*cking Wizard of Oz maze on the floor? A new show on the Discovery Channel (another educational channel bites the dust) called Virgin Coaches takes […]
You know, sometimes we worry about the way some peeps in the US treat sex. We worry about stories like Vegas cops telling girls sex will kill them, and states removing birth control from biology textbooks (srsly). But then sometimes we hear great news that makes us feel like maybe our great nation is starting […]
Maybe you’re super into fishnets. Or something about librarian glasses just gets you going. Maybe you’ve been DYING to get it on on a Dunkin Donuts. Whatever you’re fantasy, you can be pretty positive that there is someone else in the world who has thought about that very perverted thing. Luckily, you can now know […]
Before we spend the rest of the week sharing some of our favorite booty-licious Halloween costumes from around the web and world, Team OBC wanted to remind you that you could be meeting someone in your city right NOW on OnlineBootyCall – be getting laid tonight, and in some crazy cases, get married to your […]
Crazy, insane, mind-blowing fact! Did you know (okay seriously, prepare yourself, this is a doozy) that there are people who still wait for marriage to have sex?!!! I KNOWWWWW IT’S CRAZY. To be fair, it’s only 3% of Americans, according to a pro-abstinence website (and we’re like, the most conservative nation ever), but still – […]
Once you read ‘Sasha Grey’ in the title of this post, you probably instinctively pulled your pants down, opened an incognito window, and prepared for release, but sadly, you most likely won’t be jerking it to this Machinima video, titled Creepy Text Theatre, in which she and a male partner read some of the lamest, most […]
A human man in a sexual relationship with a vehicle? OLD NEWS BORING NO THANKS SNOOZE. This is the age of the internet and now basically there’s no relationship that exists that could possibly freak us out. Thanks, Rule 34. Although we’re 100% #TeamHuman, we get now that there are peeps out there who would […]
As Fall progresses, we’ve been finding it harder and harder to wake up in the morning. It’s still dark at 6:30, it’s a little overcast and our comfy beds just seem so much more appealing than facing the cruel world. The only thing that makes waking up a little easier, of course, is having a […]
