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Margot Robbie in a Bathtub Explains the GameStock Situation... sort of.

Unless you've been living under a rock, you probably have heard about the insanity surrounding the GameStop's rising stock value, spurred on with a little help from some Reddit finance nerds with a passion to destroy hedge fund managers. When it comes to the nuts and bolts behind "shorting the market" you may be like …
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Working From Home Memes FTW

Another week of quarantine down, people! We're doing it! If you, like so many, are coming on nearly a month of working from home, you're probably coming into a new normal, a sweatpants, rolling out of bed, working from the couch normal. And if you are, then you feel these memes SO hard. Happy Friday, …
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Laughing Through the Coronavirus

It's like they always say, if you can't party, socialize, or enjoy life in any way, just sit inside and laugh. Here's some fodder. my favorite fuckboy thought he could ride out all of quarantine at the recording studio which he somehow made work for almost two weeks. now im getting dick pics from his …
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Coronavirus Memes That Have Us LOLing

Coronavirus is no laughing matter. This global epidemic has a climbing death toll and is halting travel and doing a number on our economy. But you can always count on IGers to find the silver lining, and by that we mean something to make us giggle about the disease that might just kill us all. …
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Best Reactions to the Shock Game of Thrones Finale

SPOILERS AHEAD After all the backstabbing and in-fighting and murders and incest and beheadings and dragons, the biggest shock of the Game of Thrones series may have come at the end of last night's series finale, when one very surprising character was crowned King of the Seven Six Kingdoms. Little Bran Stark, now the Three-Eyed …
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Don't Forget To Enter the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes This Weekend!

Well, here we are at the end of the very first week of the Million Dollar Sweepstakes. And let me tell you - y'all are gettin' ON IT. We are so excited to see our members (old and new [introduce yourselves!]) inviting their friends and uploading pics and getting geared up to win that big …
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Sydney Leathers Might Have Contracted HIV

So, remember that whole karma thing we talked about earlier this week? Well it appears as though the ugly beast may have decided to pay a visit to Miss Sydney Leathers, Queen of the Fame Whores (if you remember, she's the one using her affair with a politician to get famous). According to Gawker, during …
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Is it Racist? Harriet Tubman 'Sex Tape' Skit

Usually our 'Is It Racist' posts have to do with stupid things that white people say or do about other races. Specifically, black people and Asians. Today's featured 'Is It Racist,' though, is a little different. Specifically, black on black racism. People are up in arms this week over a video that was recently featured …
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Michael Jordan's Son Tweeted a Pic of His Dick

Ohhhh, damn, how did we miss this yesterday?! According to Deadspin, Marcus Jordan, son of King of the Key Michael Jordan, accidentally tweeted a pic of his junk on Sunday, deleted it, apologized, then claimed to be hacked. click on the pic above for the uncensored version over at Deadspin. My homies hitting me up …
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Is It Racist? News Station Releases Fake Asiana Pilot Names

On Friday, a Bay area news station KTVU reportedly shared this list of the pilot's names on Asiana flight 214. Except wait, those names are OBVIOUSLY, OH MY GOD, SO OBVIOUSLY fake Asian-sounding names that also conveniently riff on the fact that potential pilot error caused the crash of a commercial airliner into the ground, …
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