Tupac Showed Up at Coachella
THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. More tomorrow.
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Californian To Texan Translation
I try to keep politics out of this blog as much as possible, because UGH, politics, but sometimes it’s impossible, especially when said politics is SO FREAKING STUPID IT’S PAINFUL. According to ThinkProgress.org, Missouri legislator Donna Lichtenegger recently posted a picture to her Facebook wall dubbed a “Californian to Texan” translation guide. The “chart” (I […]
Planned Parenthood Turns Down Donation From Tucker Max
I remember when I first got my hands on a copy of Tucker Max’s controversial book, “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.” I had heard that it was a hilariously honest, if not politically-incorrect look at the world of dating for a guy who can get any girl, and thought hey – why not […]
Mega Millions Winner Cheats Co-Workers Out of Winnings
Well, THIS was bound to happen – according to RadarOnline, one of the winners of this weekend’s MegaMillions lottery (the biggest amount for a lottery of all time) is coming under heat from her co-workers at McDonald’s, because they claim they all chipped in for the ticket that won the big bucks ($218 million dollars!). […]
Is it Racist? Trayvon Martin Edition
The recent Trayvon Martin story has been confusing, heart-breaking, and at times infuriating. Whichever side you take, it’s clear that the loss of a young man is a tragedy, and that the justice system should investigate the story to the full extent of the law. However, when a group decides to go so far as […]
Worst Lottery Luck Ever
Did you buy a lottery ticket on Friday? I know I did. Despite the knowledge that the lottery is a “tax on the stupid,” I (and most everyone I knew) threw down a few dollars on the very minuscule chance that I could be a multi-millionaire. Obviously, of course, I didn’t win a dollar, because […]
Happy Monday and Look at This Disgusting Thing
Good morning, happy Monday, welcome to April, blah blah blah, now stop eating your Captain Crunch and prepare your gag reflex for the most disgusting news since that guy dude from Lost married that old woman pretending to be a teenager. According to Reuters, a Chinese tradition has been revealed that brings a whole new […]
Alicia Silverstone Feeding Her Child Mama Bird Style
ANNNNNNNNND THAT’S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR ME TODAY. Have a great day not having nightmares about this video, everyone!
Some Woman Says Jeremy Piven is Bad at Oral Sex
The internet can be a wonderful thing. It can help people share information, keep in contact with friends and family, and meet new people. On the other hand, it is the worst thing that has ever happened to the world ever, because 2 Girls 1 Cup happened, and gossip websites are more powerful than ever, […]
They Say Women Cant Drive…
But what they forgot to say is that they* are impatient b*tches who endanger peoples’ lives to save themselves five minutes. * – not all women, just these two.