Freaky Friday: Weird Sex Toys (NSFW)
Because why not leave the work week with a little WTF, right? Via VICE, some of the strangest sex toys available to a strange strange world of weirdos:
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Lil Nas’ New Video Is Causing a STIR
Nothin like waking up to a little outrage on a Monday, amiright? This week, as we get closer to Easter this weekend, conservative folks are uppppset about a new music video released by artist Lil Nas. Via Ny Post: The debut of the 21-year-old rapper’s NSFW music video for his new single “Montero (Call Me By Your […]
LOL Vaccine Memes
As vaccination rates ramp up, is anyone else getting stoked for the booty call binge of Summer 2021?!! Absence makes the heart grow fonder and that is most definitely true about enjoying the world without fear of DEATH. And since we have the recently released vaccines to thank for our future freedom, we though, let’s […]
New Fetish: Face Masks Worn in Panties
Ok… we don’t even know where to begin here, so let’s just let VICE take it from here. They’re better at it. If you see someone wearing a mask who seems particularly delighted, it might be because they paid for the pleasure of wearing a mask that smells like someone else’s genitals or feet. “Imagine […]
Anal Covid Testing?
By now you’ve probably had a long AF Q-tip jammed up your nose for a COVID test, and thought, man that’s uncomfortable. But at least you didn’t have to get one up your BUTT, right? Here is a demonstration of the new COVID-19 testing methods in Chinese airports. Have you printed your boarding pass yet? […]
Margot Robbie in a Bathtub Explains the GameStock Situation… sort of.
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you probably have heard about the insanity surrounding the GameStop’s rising stock value, spurred on with a little help from some Reddit finance nerds with a passion to destroy hedge fund managers. When it comes to the nuts and bolts behind “shorting the market” you may be like […]
Couple Arrested for Sex on Ferris Wheel
There are a lot of things people should be arrested for. Assault, battery, theft, wearing these pants– but if you ask us the last thing someone should be arrested for is having a bangin’ good time in an era of bummers. And according to this article, that’s just what happened in South Carolina. Via NYDN: […]
Welp, A Hacker DID Get to Those Chastity Cages
Remember back when we reported that these “sex toys” could potentially have a security problem? Welp, it happened. Via VICE: A hacker took control of people’s internet-connected chastity cages and demanded a ransom to be paid in Bitcoin to unlock it. “Your cock is mine now,” the hacker told one of the victims, according to […]
Sexy Grinch Was a BAD IDEA
Lots of things come to mind when we think of the classic holiday character, The Grinch: green, hairy, angry, crotchety, grumpy, mean, gross, smelly… but one word that doesn’t come to mind: sexy. Because EW. Apparently that’s exactly the word that Glee star Matthew Morrison was imagining when he was asked to play the Grinch […]
Let’s Be Jealous of Shipworm Sex
If anyone else is out there feeling like their sexual adventures have been seriously dampened by this pesky little pandemic, then let us make your disappointment even worse by showing you how much more fun other species are having as they go about their COVID-less lives. Meet the Shipworm, who according to new video-taped research, […]