If anyone else is out there feeling like their sexual adventures have been seriously dampened by this pesky little pandemic, then let us make your disappointment even worse by showing you how much more fun other species are having as they go about their COVID-less lives. Meet the Shipworm, who according to new video-taped research, […]
THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS A REAL THING, EVERYONE. LIFETIME AND KFC HAVE TEAMED UP FOR A ROMANTIC “MINI-MOVIE” STARRING MARIO LOPEZ AND WHHHAHAAAAAAT?!?!??! Via CNET: OK, so it’s a mini-movie, just 15 minutes long, and it’s really more of an elaborate commercial for the chicken chain. But there’s even a trailer that […]
While we are all for having fun, consensual fun in any way you deem safe and enjoyable, we’d say that right now, in the midst of a massive spike in COVID-19 cases, PROBABLY isn’t the time for a sex party with 80 strangers. And yet, it happened in NYC, and shocker, they in trouble. Via […]
It’s 2020, we really can’t be surprised by anything, I guess – but this one is a doozy. According to CNN, a Taiwanese airline company is teaming up with a travel experience company to launch a campaign to help singles meet while on airlines with no destination except Love City. Via CNN: EVA Airways, one […]
It doesn’t get much more SMH than this. An East Coast supermarket chain ran an ad recently than had people going “is this a joke?!” but it was not, though it was hilarious. Via TMZ: “Hosting? Plan a super spread.” That’s the tone-deaf holiday advertisement that’s got an East Coast supermarket chain bending over backward […]
Several states voted to legalize marijuana this week, and it seems as though the citizens want to celebrate by sparking up, but aren’t exactly sure how! According to TMZ, the search phrase “how to roll a joint” has been blowin UP on the East Coast. Via TMZ: Folks in New Jersey have green on the […]
We can always count on Japan to bring the WTF news, pandemic or not! This time, it’s the opening of an “adult theme park” run by a porn company, Soft on Demand. Via VICE: The place is geared to sell alcohol, food and adult videos, though their top-level pitch to audiences includes a chance for […]
6 feet apart, everyone! Sacre bleu! According to the Daily Mail, France just got had the corona knocked back into them thanks to an outbreak stemming at a NUDIST COLONY. Via DM: At least 95 people at the resort of Cap d’Agde, 30 miles south of Montpellier, have tested positive for the virus so far – with […]
Sure it’s Tuesday but it feels like a Monday so today we need a little day-brightener – in the form of this LOL IG post drama from everyone’s favorite felon Martha Stewart, getting a lil raunchy in her description of a recipe step for chicken piccata. You might not consider that the sexiest meal, but […]
File this one under “headlines we never thought we’d read”. According to TMZ, the Swedish furniture company was forced to issue a statement after a video surfaced out of China showing a woman pleasuring herself on various pieces of furniture throughout the store – while people shopped around her! Via TMZ: The Swedish furniture company […]
