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Tiger Woods to Finally Speak

Unlike many other celebrities who go through scandals, Tiger Woods has managed to be like a ghost since his November 27th car accident and the following reports of his sexual exploits with up to 13 women. Save for one grainy photo of someone that looked a bit like him at a sex rehab clinic, the …
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Shaun White's Double McTwist 1260

Just when you thought Shaun White couldn't make you feel more worthless as a man, he decided to master a new skill which basically skyrockets him to levels no other snowboarder could dream of. Just in time for this years' Winter Olympics, he learned a Double McTwist 12, which is not, as I learned, a …
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How to Tell You're Going to Get Lucky

Assuming the women you meet don't greet you with, "Hi, my name doesn't matter, let's go back to my apartment," you'll probably notice that deciphering whether a woman is just being friendly or really wants to get it on is pretty much like reading a foreign language. Let us at BCU be your Rosetta Stone …
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Vancouver Makes Sex Safer for the Olympics

With the high stress and intense amount of pressure that mounts on an athlete during the Olympics, we often wonder what they could possibly do to blow off some steam. With drugs and alcohol out of the mix (drug testing is mandatory and who wants to be hungover while speed skating), there is only one …
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A New App Leads You to Booty

So we've covered the Playboy app and the Fap App, and now you're thinking, well that's great, all that stimulation from my phone, where do I find some real action? Well, obviously your answer is at your fingertips (OBC, silly!), but if you're out shopping and are in need of a hookup, the PinpointsX app …
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Marriage Proposal Fail

Add this to your list of reasons to never get married- This poor sap planned out an elaborate wedding proposal in front of 18,000 people at a Rangers game this Valentine's Day, only to get rejected on the JumboTron by his soon-to-be-ex. And just to add salt to the wound, the announcers took the time …
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Top 5 Sexiest International TV Hosts

Let's face it, aside from the blonde bimbos you see over on Fox News, American TV hosts, are, for the most part, pretty haggard. I mean, I know Tyra used to be a model, and a beautiful one at that, but even she's turned into a crazy, train wreck of a host. I always assumed …
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Older Women Are Better in Bed

Dating bloggers over at OKCupid recently did some studies which show that although men seek out younger women on the internet, older women are more open in bed and enjoy sex more. The graph below shows the answers from women on the site about whether or not sex is one of their favorite activities. As …
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Brooklyn Decker Is Hot

Did you know that up until the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition hits the stands, none of the models know who is gonna be on the cover? I imagine them all (still in bathing suits, obviously) sleeping on the sidewalk next to the 4th and F newstand, waiting for the truck to drop off the magazines, …
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Funny Valentine's Day Song

Trying to get that special someone off your back about Valentine's Day already, so you can send an OBC booty-call card to a special someone else? Don't worry, we got your back. Send this hilarious Valentine's Day video from Funny Or Die to them, and they'll probably never want to go on a date with …
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