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How to Get Rid of a One Night Stand

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Everyone knows how shameful it feels when you wake up to a clearly alcohol-induced one night stand in your bed. With a massive headache and a bad feeling in the pit of your stomach, you roll over to see a beast of epic proportions. Although you may feel helpless at the moment, HolyTaco has done …
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Top 5 Hottest Oscar Nominees

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The Academy Awards are one of the most legitimate award ceremonies of the year, and for the most part, they give awards to the people who genuinely deserve them, unlike some other shows (Taylor Swift won a Grammy??!!). And while we respect the art of film making, we at BCU have added a new category: …
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CBS Rejects Gay Super Bowl Commercial

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Everyone is talking about the pro-life commercial starring Tim Tebow that CBS has agreed to air during the Super Bowl. Paid for by Focus on the Family, the commercial stars Heisman winner and Bible-passage-sporting Tim Tebow and his mother, discussing how Tim was nearly aborted. Want to know what CBS says they will not air? …
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PETA Wants to Ruin Groundhog Day

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We at BCU love animals just as much as the next person. I once hit a raccoon with my car and cried for a week. But seriously, PETA has got to be the craziest bunch of loonies in the land! We all know they hate fur coats and want everyone in America to live on …
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Stephen Colbert Takes out iPad at the Grammys

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Steve Jobs, you tricky little minx. Amidst the backlash of nerds everywhere calling the iPad a "let-down," and "disappointing," and "totally lame," Jobs apparently decided to remind America that we are obsessed with Apple, no matter what we say. In this clip from the Grammys, Stephen Colbert pulls one out to read the nominees, and …
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Top 5 Hottest NFL Cheerleading Teams

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If you can't tell by the second Football-themed post in three days, we at BCU are getting geared up for the most important day of the year: the Super Bowl. We're just as disappointed as anyone that the Chargers' penalty-flagged their way out of the game, but come on, guys! Football, beer, and hilarious commercials …
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Top 5 Reasons You Shouldn't Date a Porn Star

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Porn stars, while usually 30-50% silicone, are some of the hottest women in the world. With HD cameras all up in their everything, their job is to keep their bodies tight and tanned! Lots of guys dream of dating a porn star and getting to hook up with a girl who is so good at …
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Busty Mouse Pads

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Do you remember that episode of 30 Rock where James Franco had a creepy, sexual obsession with a Japanese anime body-pillow-woman? I have a feeling that's exactly the direction this mouse pad's gonna go.
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How to Have an Awesome Super Bowl Party

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The Super Bowl is two weeks away. It's time to start figuring out how you're gonna spend it. Will you go to a bar? Will you go to a friend's house? Or will you, against better judgment, throw a party yourself? If you do, there are some ways to make it awesome while also making …
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Sex Explained By Pens

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BuzzFeed.com recently released a hilarious chart that explains what different sex terms are using pens as the props. By the end they get kinda... gross... but all in all, this is much less uncomfortable than the speech my parents gave me.
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