Cars & Rides

I don't think Toyota has ever been labeled a "sexy" car company. "Practical," yes. "Efficient and sensible," sure. "Economical and eco-friendly," even. But never have I heard someone say, "sweet baby Jesus that Yaris is pure SEX." However, in Japan (where Toyota was founded), they must have a different vision of Toyota vehicles. Namely that …

Sure this is just a rendering. And yeah, okay, it's not even 2013 yet. And FINE, if you INSIST, these images are neither promoted nor confirmed by GM or Chevrolet, the makers of the Corvette. But let's just go with YES, this is what the new Corvette is going to look like. And if that's …

You know how sometimes you're on your yacht, moving swiftly across the Pacific with no real plans of where to go, the sun high above and a long day of fun in the sun slowly moving into the evening and you're just like F*CK THIS SH*T I AM BORED OUT OF MY MIND? I know …

This video, like many others that I have expressed concerns about, shows a water slide in a German water park called the X-treme Faser slide. However, the issue everyone's having with the slide isn't the fact that it is terrifying and makes me want to throw up just thinking about it, but that it has …

Alright, ALRIGHT, LOOK. I know that in the past I've sounded like a huge wuss, declaring my hatred for daredevil rides like the Aqualoop and the Human Slingshot and the other human slingshot and the Nevis swing. I am aware that you've probably imagined me looking like Cartman on the World of Warcraft episode, scared …

I took a trip to New York City in 2004, and along with the Broadway plays, visits to the Empire State Building and Statue of Liberty, and necessary Times Square photo shoot, there was one thing I wanted to do - ride that half-boat, half-bus thing that tours you around the city via water AND …

This dreary Monday morning (it's 50 and raining in San Diego, BOOO), I bring you the heart-stopping cyclist Andrew Dickey, a Parkour connoisseur who is making me choke on my coffee with every stunning stunt he performs. The future mother side of me says "ANDREW MICHAEL DICKEY YOU GET OFF THAT BIKE AND COME INSIDE …

Everyone HANDS UP! HERE COMES THE DROP! Um. I want my money back.

I want so badly to feel bad for this guy. He looks so scared, from the second he prepares to go, and for the entirety of the experience, all the way to the end, when he makes a face that screams, "I just sh*t my pants and I don't even care if you know it." …