Pocket Like It’s Hot
In case you were wondering if Hot Pockets were the official stoner food, here’s your answer.
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No Thank You: Holiday Flavored Pringles
This November, when you’re stocking up on your weekly supply of Pringles (plain, sour cream and onion, and cheddar, obviously) you might notice something strange in the snack aisle. Something that might look a little bit like this: Let’s all say it together shall we? NO. NO THANK YOU. I mean, I’m not even a […]
German Booze is Poured Over Models’ Bodies -NSFW
NSFW! NSFW! DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOUR EMPLOYER IS OKAY WITH NAKED BOOBS! MINE IS! I LOVE MY JOB! Oh, and in case your first thought was “ew,” don’t worry. According to G-Spirts, they “conform to [the public health department’s] requirements, not to offend against the food- or consumer protection law. We pay […]
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Tonight is the night we all totally forgot was going to happen have been waiting for. THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, STARRING MITT ROMNEY AND PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES, BARACK OBAMA. Of course, this is the time to see if the candidates are able to coherently explain their platforms and their plans to help Americans […]
A Tribute to Dirndls at Oktoberfest
Ah yes, October. Halloween, pumpkin lattes, and of course, Oktoberfest. Celebrated for 16 days from late-September to the first weekend of October in Germany, Oktoberfest is a celebration of the three tenets of German culture: Beer, beer, and beer. And bratwursts. But mostly beer (you wonder why we had beer on the brain earlier today?). […]
LovePalz – the Long Distance Sex App
Phone sex has long been a tool for couples who are apart for long stretches of time. Then came Facetime and Skype, allowing couples to see each other face to face (or other body part to other body part) and engage in some virtual sexy time. And now, a Taiwanese businessman named Oni Chen has […]
Maybe Don’t Eat This Pizza
Maybe a cream-cheese-and-honey-mustard-chicken pizza crust is acceptable in the Middle East, where people are normal sized and aren’t constantly washing down their diabetes medication with a glass of mayonnaise, but please, oh Pizza Hut Gods, don’t bring this overseas. We just don’t have enough room anymore.
iPhone 5 Parody Video is Dum- OKAY FINE PRETTY ACCURATE.
I mean, bashing on the iPhone is basically like beating a dead horse these days. Everyone makes jokes every time a new phone comes out, calling them stupid and overpriced and a fad and proof that we all buy into Apple’s really great marketing when in fact there are other, much more affordable phones on […]
Another Crazy Stunt From Devin Graham
Good morning, everyone! Today, there are many things to be thankful for- the fact that it’s Friday before Labor Day weekend, the lovely weather that about 75% of the country is experiencing (our hearts go out to those affected by Hurricane Isaac, btw), the fact that you aren’t Doug Hutchison, our friends, family, and of […]