Sometimes even the slightest detail can change everything in a story. Like, “the glove doesn’t fit,”or “I was in Vegas,” or “but he’s getting it removed.” One sentence change in the plot of a news story can completely alter a series of events. This is not one of those times.

Turns out, the “call girl” that everyone had said was cowering in the bathroom of Charlie Sheen’s hotel room the morning he was found naked and intoxicated was NOT a call girl at all, but was actually a porn star named Capri Anderson (spoiler alert: not her real name) who has starred in such “hits” as Damn She’s A Lesbian and Matt’s Models 11, which are both must-sees, in that they aren’t at all must-sees.

According to DListed, Capri (not her real name) is not pleased that people think Charlie paid her for sex, because obviously having sex with a celebrity for money is way, way, WAY less classy than having sex, on camera, with another porn star for money. Obviously.