I once saw a guy at the gas station light up a cigarette at he pumped his gas and talked on his cell phone. After he somehow managed to not blow up, I then watched him grab the squeegee and try to clean the INSIDE of his windshield, after which he cursed in anger that his dashboard was getting wet. THEN, just when I thought there was no way to sink any lower, he drove away without putting his gas cap back on. I was so shocked at how incredibly stupid this guy was, how UNBELIEVABLE it was that he hadn’t killed himself yet, that I completely forgot to put gas in my car, drove away, and had to turn around and try again.

Oddly enough, I’d probably still trust that guy with my life before I’d trust Chris Brown. On top of selling dogs that are notorious for ending up at shelters, using Twitter for evil, getting the world’s WORST TATTOO, going batshit insane and punching a window on Good Morning America, accidentally Tweeting a picture of his penis, and oh yeah, BEATING THE HELL OUT OF RIHANNA, he’s finally taken his stupidity above and beyond the call of duty, by doing this:

Yep, that’s right. A neck tattoo of what appears to be a BATTERED WOMAN, with almost identical injuries to the ones Rihanna suffered when he BEAT HER FACE IN. Chris, of course, is claiming that the image is just a “cosmetics image he saw at MAC,” and not a picture of a battered woman, OR Rihanna. So FINE, it’s not some evil back-ass-wards tribute to a woman whose face he nearly destroyed, but he didn’t stop and think of the similarities before he tattooed the ridiculous thing on his goddamned neck. I don’t know what’s worse, imagining Chris Brown as being a conniving, violent monster, or the biggest f***ing idiot the world has ever seen.

What do you think? Is Chris Brown evil, or just incredibly stupid? Let us know in the comments!TheSuperficial