I know that this is going to come as a shock to you, but the guys on the Jersey Shore might be putting some illicit substances in their bodies. I know, I KNOW. It’s like hearing Santa Claus isn’t real, but the guys over at Fork Party have some proof. Watching the show one night, someone screencapped three photos that quite obviously show Mr. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino snorting something off his crucifix keychain ala Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions, along with with DJ Pauly’s ex, who nonetheless looks like her diet consists solely of Adderall and spray tan chemicals.

Check out these photos and let us know what you think – does that last frame just SCREAM coke-nose-rub or what?!