We know, we know! Another Coronavirus post. But for anyone out there considering throwing caution to the wind and hooking up with a stranger despite the lockdown, you’ll want to read this headline:

Yep, according to Chinese researchers, the coronavirus “can persist in men’s semen even after they have begun to recover.” This finding raises the possibility the virus could be sexually transmitted.

Over at BuzzFeed, they’re cataloguing some of the internet’s best reactions to this new development of the seemingly neverending pandemic… and some of them are amazing: