We got nothin’ against two people in love, choosing to make their union binding in front of those they love. Hey, who doesn’t love weddings- and plenty of our OBC flings have ended with “I do”s! On the other hand, some relationships just shouldn’t take that leap, and some marriages spiral down the drain and become miserable and boring– that’s what we’re NOT about.

And if your marriage is anything like those in these tweets, we’re sorry for you, bruh.