There are lots of valid reasons for a divorce. Like cheating, or abuse, or hell, you guys just don’t get along anymore. One we’ve never heard though, is bed-shitting. Specifically, one spouse shitting in the marital bed “as a prank”. That is some serious WTF stuff right there. Surprisingly this wasn’t a prank by say, Ban Margera… it was allegedly a prank by the beautiful Amber Heard played on her (now) ex-husband Johnny Depp, and was apparently the final straw in their doomed marriage. Via DailyMail:

Johnny Depp today claimed he decided to divorce Amber Heard after she defecated in their marital bed ‘as a prank’ as he denied hitting her and said that she had abused him throughout their marriage.

The Hollywood legend, 57, is suing The Sun for labeling him a ‘wife beater’ and today branded those accusations ‘sick and completely untrue’ at a long-awaited blockbuster libel trial at the High Court in London.

But the most sensational revelation from Depp was that he decided to divorce Heard after feces was left in their bed.

Daaaaaamn dude.