Sometimes you need a laugh to get you through the monotony of the week, and on this Hump Day we’re feeling that extra hard. Thanks for BuzzFeed though, we are equally laughing and cringing as we make our way through this AMAZING list of dirty Disney jokes. Enjoy:

 

1. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

A: She gagged.

2. Where is Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat out?

A: Wendy’s

3. Why did Chip and Dale take Daisy Duck to the hospital?

A: Because they busted a nut in her.

4. Why was Anger so mad at Sadness?

A: Because she gave him blue balls.

5. What happened after Snow White sat in the bath, feeling happy?

A: Happy got out, so she felt Grumpy.

6. Why does Bambi’s friend, Thumper, not make noise during sex?

A: Cause he has cotton balls.

7. Minnie told Mickey she wanted a divorce. He responded, “Are you f***ing serious?!” Minnie responded:

A: “NO! I’m f***ing GOOFY!”

8. Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?

A: He had a Pooh stuck inside him

9. What do Disney World and Viagra have in common?

A: They both make you stand around for an hour for a two-minute ride

10. And, unfortunately, what did Genie say to Aladdin?

A: Rub me three times and I’ll come.