It’s Friday, guys! Which means it’s party time (unless you’re me, in which case it’s “dig out your Hermione costume and drive to the movie theater alone” time, but nevermind that), so strap down for the next few hours and then you are FREE, FRIEND! Free to crack open a beer or sit with your feet up on the coffee table or start getting worried that you won’t be able to find your Gryffindor scarf in time AND THEN WHAT, MOM, AND THEN WHAT?!!!

However, it’s always important to remember, boring as it may be, that safety should be your utmost priority when going out and having fun. Not that getting a little reckless isn’t exhilarating and exciting, but still, you want to be careful because you only get one body on this earth unless my experiment works and you want to be careful with it. So, in closing, be careful this weekend guys, because this guy had too many beers before he got on the trampoline and now his tonsils may have been replaced by another set of spherical body parts.