The idea of “fails” is still hilarious to me. I know that yelling “FAIL” in someone’s face when they mess up isn’t just unfunny, it’s rude, but something about pointing out peoples’ mistakes in a loud, monosyllabic way is just gut-busting to me. And the BEST thing about fails is that they are always inherently basic tasks. It’s never “terrifying gymnastic move fail” or “NASA fail,” it’s always like “walking down stairs fail,” or “laundry fail.” However, even I didn’t think it was possible to have an EATING fail.

In fact, this doesn’t even qualify as an eating fail, this is more like “remembering gravity fail” or “holding something with mass fail.”

In other words, this b*tch is DUMB.