You might think of university English professors as uptight, no-fun, sexually-straight-laced nerds, but it turns out even THEY are down with a little no-strings-attached nookie when the time is right! According to Gawker, a recent MLA (Modern Language Association) convention in Chicago inspired some rather steamy Craigslist ads, in which horny English professors requested one-night hook ups, with everything from costumes and role-play to S&M and dominatrix fun.

Here’s one of the favorites, courtesy of Gawker:

“I’m a professor looking for a break from the MLA lunacy and hoping to meet a sexy literary critic to share some postmodern discourse about sexual fantasies over the phone. If the thought of exploring digitally mediated eroticism on your mobile piques your interest, drop me a line. The conference is of course a zoo, but I’ll bet we can find a common hour or two in our schedules when we can put out the Do Not Disturb sign, slip beneath the sheets, and whisper into each others ears.”

HAHAHAHAHHA, oh yes, so GOOD! It’s like the English professor version of “horny, need a “lunch” break, u down?” So put that in your pipe and smoke it, prudes – even the smartest of us know that everyone needs some booty sometimes!

And hey, MLA Chicago – next time use OnlineBootyCall, we’ve got tons of singles looking for “post-modern discourse about sexual fantasies”… or at least somethin’ like that.

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